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my grandma used to read this poem to me before she died
me: *doesn’t start hw until 10 pm*
me: *at 10:15 pm* i am dROWNing in sCHOOL work why do teachers do this to me I hATE THis cruel WORLD look at all of THE iNJUSTICE
half of tumblr can’t reblog this
I’m ashamed of half of tumblr then…
There should be way more notes on this.
Happy birthday Sam!! Try not to think about how your brother sold his soul on your birthday and died horribly on your birthday the year after! :)
Then introduce a deadly disease to their family
don’t forget to enslave the few who survive
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
Just “borrows” it for the foreseeable future! ;)
the last two frames of this kill me
I will reblog this forever.
beginning of joke
i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me
Well, I guess you’re missing the
I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.
Can we always call it that oh my god
It’s trying to whisper something to me.
I tried to scroll past it I really did but
it was calling me
*AGGRESSIVELY PUTS ON EYELINER*
SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD
*PUTS ON ALL BLACK*
SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD
*BUSTS DOWN DOOR*
BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME
*PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE*
REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES
I AM CRYING LAUGHING
I have probably reblogged this 100 times and I will reblog it 100 more
That comment. I’m fucking dying ROFL
HELP I CANT
OH MY GOD I CANT WITH YOU PEOPLE
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